Misanthropic Philanthropist

Baltimore. Atheist. Lesbian.

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Sunday morning phone check.

Sunday morning phone check.

Had the best late night donut tonight.  (at Gordough’s)

Had the best late night donut tonight. (at Gordough’s)

Austin BBQ. You’re alright.  (at The Salt Lick (BBQ))

Austin BBQ. You’re alright. (at The Salt Lick (BBQ))

Finally slept quite well last night UNTILL I REALIZED I OVERSLEPT BY AN HOUR.

Finally slept quite well last night UNTILL I REALIZED I OVERSLEPT BY AN HOUR.

I thought only cats did this.

I thought only cats did this.

All. Damn. Night.

All. Damn. Night.